ALIENS WELCOME • EARTH ORIENTATION • NO SAFE SPACES
Come for the satire. Stay because your home planet is boring.
Real hogs. Real HogBots. Zero halal. Maximum haram.
Throw real foam rocks at theatrical targets. Educational… allegedly.
One swing. How many heads? High score wins bacon.
The Muhammad & Aisha Reenactment (with HogBot imam)
Burn barricades, loot shops, experience "mostly peaceful" riots.
San Francisco • LA Skid Row • NYC Subway — all in one tent.
Break through glued protesters and virtue zombies.
Where the angel was actually… you know. (Devil reveal guaranteed)
Refuse the burka? Enjoy your public foam-noodle punishment.
Bacon-Wrapped Prophet Dogs • Pulled Pork Jihad • Allahu Snack-bar • Revelation Churros
First stop for extraterrestrial tourists seeking the unfiltered truth of Earth.
Parking lot full of flying saucers every night.